No, of course ya wouldn’t…~
Pickin’ a fight with a demon, mm?
Are ya all talk or just a clever li’l human~?
//licks his lips, tail swishing back and forth dangerously behind him//
-looks at his tail-
-looks back at him-
-gives a cocky smile-
Probably both.
Demon, eh?
This’ll be more fun~!
Both~?
//chuckles//
Really now?
Fun…?
Some masochist you are, yeah~?
Do ya like yer eyes, kid?
Kid?
-scoffs-
Who ya callin’ kid?
And yeah.
I love m’ eyes.
Ya like yer wings?
They’ll make a great display in my livin’ room.
You, of course…~
Considerin’ that you’re less than a 100th fraction of my age…~
I bet your eyes would taste great, too.
Maybe in a martini or even a soup~.
Haha~, I like yer style.
Go ahead and try. I don’t really use ‘em anyways…
//smirks//
All this fun talk ‘as gotten me hungry.
100th fraction?
Damn, you’re old.
-narrows eyes-
Sorta gross that you would eat my eyes in a martini.
How ‘bout yer tail?
You use that a lot?
I like tails~
-laughs dryly-
‘m pretty hungry myself.
Mhmn, but I look good for my age~.
I’d eat your eyes as a puree on crackers, too.
Hmm, not quite. Mainly for body language, yeah~?
Come at me, big boy…~
I’ll admit, ya do.
Ew.
Can I have yer tail then?
It’d make a pretty prize.
-snickers-
‘Big boy’?
Sounds sexual.
Yeah, right. Yeah? I wouldn’t really know. //lying through his teeth// Funner, hmm? ‘Cause then you can indulge in this...
Aha. I might not object to becoming the second coming of Satan, then.
-shrugs- Dunno. Never thought of that.
Aha. So, technically, if say, your entire population died, you would, too?
-chuckles- I’m a country, like that dumb blonde head. But more like, an alternate universe. Make sense?
You don’t smell human…
Bummer. Spot spot, eh? Hatesex is fun. I love makin’ enemies. Makes my life funner. -grins-
-furrows eyebrows- Whadya mean?
//chuckles// No, you can’t have anythin’ of mine. //grins// I ain’t said nothin’ sexual to ya. That’d imply that I’ve...
*blunt* What are you?
I’ll admit, ya do. Ew. Can I have yer tail then? It’d make a pretty prize. -snickers- ‘Big boy’? Sounds sexual.
Mhmn, but I look good for my age~. I’d eat your eyes as a puree on crackers, too. Hmm, not quite. Mainly for body...
-purses his lips- Maybe it could happen again. -grins...leans back- I’d love to see
and… I meant the awesome part. The...thing happened ages ago…
Tch. I was really lookin’ forward to that.
-raises both of eyebrows- For real? That sounds pretty awesome!
100th fraction? Damn, you’re old. -narrows eyes- Sorta gross that you would eat my eyes in a martini. How ‘bout yer...
*deadpans* Create an army of evil to annihilate the human race.
You, of course…~ Considerin’ that you’re less than a 100th fraction of my age…~ I bet your eyes would taste great, too....
Oh really? -raises an eyebrow- Like what?
*huffs and scoots away* I’ve seen other angels do worse.
again- An angel cussin’? Tch. Ain’t that bad where ya come from, kid?
Kid? -scoffs- Who ya callin’ kid? And yeah. I love m’ eyes. Ya like yer wings? They’ll make a great display in my livin’...
Both~? //chuckles// Really now? Fun…? Some masochist you are, yeah~? Do ya like yer eyes, kid?
*flinches away* I’m not St. Fucking Peter…
Aren’t you supposed to be like, welcoming people to Heaven and shit? -pokes him-
-looks at his tail- -looks back at him- -gives a cocky smile- Probably both. Demon, eh? This’ll be more fun~!
…S-something like that, yes. *hugs knees tighter and eyes him warily*
No, of course ya wouldn’t…~ Pickin’ a fight with a demon, mm? Are ya all talk or just a clever li’l human~? //licks his...
-chuckles dryly- You’re good at pickin’ out words. Anywaaaays. You got nothin’ to worry about. I mean, if I kill ya, you...
*edges away, frowning* Keyword yet.
-crawls over to him- Why so shy? I ain’t gonna hurt ya yet, buddy.
…No. Not at all. *pulls legs up and hugs his knees to his chest*
I hate havin’ my hands clean. Do I wanna try ya? ‘Course I do! Wouldn’t want to reject that sort of request~ -swings his...
I love ‘em. I’m not ‘fraid to get my hands dirty…~ That’s the best kind. Wanna try me? //smirks//
-laughs- You should be ‘fraid of that. It may happen sooner or later. I could put yer wings up in display in my room...
Maybe I am. You like challenges? ‘Cause I sure do. Especially bloody ones. -grins-
Yeah? So you’re challengin’ me, mm~?
An angel? That’s fancy....foldin’ yer wings? ‘fraid I’ma rip ‘em off?
I’m an angel… *frowns and folds wings neatly*
A challenge is fun. Oh oh. It could be a warning for a challenge.
I ‘spect it to be both. But prolly a warnin’ mostly. It could also be a challenge…~
Does it? Does it really?
I would but the GIF scares me…
Alfred Jones. But call me Jones. -looks at his wings- Nice pair you got there, bro. Are ya like, a fairy or somethin’?
*flushes* …Matthew. Uh… what’s, um. What’s yours?
Not sure if I should be scared of that gif or not… e 3e “If...dare”? Is that a threat? Or...
Maybe a threat. Maybe a warning. What do expect it to be?
